A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE' He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife.
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
A bit late in the day, but here it is. Enjoy!
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
Two leprechauns have a bet.
To settle their bet, they take it to a convent.
Mother Superior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! It's a leprechaun!"
The first Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a question. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?"
Being the last day of the SOTR i'd thought I should keep the joke topical even though I couldn't make it up this year. Enjoy!
A dude walks into a bar and says to the bartender : "I want a 12 years old scotch, and don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with a 3 year old scotch on the rocks.
Peter Boughton has been spending some time creating a comparison chart(wiki) for the ColdFusion engines out there.
The new site is at http://www.cfml-engines.info and of course as a wiki you are welcomed to update where applicable.
First off, I know my design is SHOT AWAY I'm looking into this ... I'm thinking a re-design! I've also been busy with the cfCommerce project as you've probably seen and as the blog isn't aggregated yet I'm still going to talk about it here, you've been warned :) So check it out on Twitter/cfcommerce, view the new alpha site which will eventually hold nightly builds, and read the blog. Enjoy!
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
The cfCommerce project now has a new blog set up at http://blog.cfcommerce.org/ thanks to Ray and his blogCFC.
It looks likes this one slipped by me, but Adobe Labs have released Dreamweaver beta, Fireworks beta, and Soundbooth beta.
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
I am in the middle of getting a skeleton app ready for the cfCommerce project which means there is some noise back in the groups.
If you are still interested in the project or its direction then please look into the mailing at http://groups.google.com/group/cfcommerce and post your thoughts.
