Why i fired my secretary

Last week was my birthday and i didn't feel very well waking up that morning i went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. as it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."

I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. my kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. so when i left for the office, i was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As i walked into my office, my secretary jane said,
"Good morning, boss, happy birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. i worked until one o'clock and then jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."

Posted: 09-Sep-2005

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Comments

Huahahahhahahaha Andy it was very good, I'm still laughing!

Kind regards and have a good weekend.

#1 Marcos Placona
09/Sep/05 2:15 AM

Is this a joke?
I am still laughing...

Good luck,
Daniel

#2 Daniel Gasienica
09/Sep/05 2:38 AM

Well, I hope it's a joke. Andy... is it a joke?

Cheers,
Marcos

#3 Marcos Placona
09/Sep/05 5:21 AM

Andy makes Fridays FUN!

I started laughing as soon as you got to the line about "the kids will remember".

#4 Mike Rankin
09/Sep/05 6:26 AM

Of course it is a joke.

If it wasn't, you wouldn't hear about it...

#5 Adedeji Olowe
09/Sep/05 10:23 AM

Marcos and Daniel, for the comedy value i wish this was true, sadly its not - sorry.

Though i've got 50 gmail invites to give away to anyone who had this happen to them and has the picture of the faces of everyone :o)

#6 andy jarrett
09/Sep/05 10:25 AM

wow so um...did you really fire you secretary?

#7 kola
10/Sep/05 1:52 PM