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Fridays Joke: A big smile

In know its late in the day, but i've had a busy one. Anyway, thanks to Charlie Griefer for sending this wedding joke over. If anyone else has got one I'm gonna need it over soon. In the mean time I've got a stag night tonight with friends and family then come tomorrow we're on the 7 day countdown :) Enjoy! (NSFW'ish)

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."

The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." "Rightly so," the bride replies. "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life!"

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