Fridays Joke: The wedding night
This is the penultimate wedding joke before next weeks nuptials. Though I'm thinking now will I have time Friday morning to post one more joke? Enjoy!
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
Comments
NO........you wont have time on the Friday........ I will have hundreds of chores for you to do!!!!!!!!!
His Masters Voice, Andy!
Get used to it. B->
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PS: 22 years into my marriage and I'm *STILL* getting used to it!
Get used to it. B->
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PS: 22 years into my marriage and I'm *STILL* getting used to it!
Yeah, those are called "Honeydews" around here. Welcome to the club, your poor, poor man ;) I kid, of course. Congrats.
... and it begins :D
Andy, you are in luck. It turns out, penultimate means 'next to last', so you have time for 1 more good joke before you get married!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penultimate...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penultimate...
