Another Friday has come around. Its been a long but good week for me, i've been on a 5 day Mastering IBM Websphere course ... I'm no master yet and my head is ready to blow up with terms, patterns and accronyms flying out buts its good. I think these courses are good, especially for any CF developer as it gives you a great understanding in how a large strongly typed language web project has to come together (and makes you appreciate how easy CF makes it too). Also the Websphere Application Developer (Eclipse based tool) is pretty cool (though it should be for £3000 per seat) but I've had no luck trying to install on a Mac, has anyone out there done it?? I've got the WAS Community Edition server going which I'll post about later. Anyway, the majority of you are here for the joke, enjoy!

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

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