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Fridays Joke- Authentic cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Helen and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'Helen looked him over. 'Nope.'Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Helen, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'Helen looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN?''Nope', she replied.'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'Without changing her expression,'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

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